Aw fuck. I was just starting to get regular depressed again and then you go and remind me that there’s also a whole other kind of depression on its way. Depressing.

And as they continue to vote against their own interests it becomes a self-perpetuating system.

I don’t know any context where this could be ok.

Read this out loud:

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My former roommate’s dog hated hats. He rarely barked at anything but if someone walked in the apartment wearing a hat he would flip the fuck out and bark at them until they took it off.

Mine does too!

Yeah, this is favorite so far.

And under absolutely no circumstances should you put these on.

I’ve lived in many locations throughout the gray area for most of my life. I’ve never heard “coke” used as a generic for all sodas. It’s some sort of pervasive myth. Maybe that was the case at some point in history but not in the last 47 years.

My first thought also

Shit

What?

Rollers

No

Yep

Shit

They are not.

Hey, nice cat.

Man, I love Asher Perlman. He’s what happens when you take New Yorker cartoons and make them actually funny.

My dad was two of those things. Well, only two as far as I know.

I think what makes Kovacs so great is that he just did whatever the hell he wanted. Television was new enough where many of the tropes and conventions hadn’t been established yet. Kovacs was free to create whatever came in to his mind. I wonder how differently TV would have developed if he hadn’t died so early in his career.

I can’t tell if that’s supposed an insult or a compliment nor for whom.

Sounds like you’re not trying hard enough.

It’s pronounced “urinal.”

Y’all come to New Orleans and try to pronounce a single street name “right.”