Irrelevant Sisyphus is always happy because he’s always working out.

God damn gramps took his high waists to the danger zone.

I just yell “shut up slut” but it probably translates to “hi” as well

I’ll have you know I use my truck to get stuff from big box stores and travel with my dog and my tiny penis fits perfectly inside it thank you very much.

So sad, he fell out of that window to his death.