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This made me think of All Creatures Great and Small. Feels like they’re always reaching into a cow’s butthole or something.

I just realized I don’t think I’ve ever seen arm hair on a black person.

My house had the cheapest garbage disposal which I quickly broke. When I went to replace it, I found that replacing them is incredibly easy and the mid-tier model (about $120) said it could handle small beef bones and peach pits. I’ve been very happy with that, and all my food waste goes in. I don’t have a lot of room for compost, but the city purports to be generating electricity from the sewage, so I hope it isn’t wasted. It also means that my trash doesn’t smell, which is nice.

But that’s the point. The Onion tries to write real-sounding headlines, and c/nottheonion is for real headlines that sound particularly unbelievable.

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You coud try eating the pellicle from a batch of kombucha.

Are you implying that sports aren’t popular everywhere or that everywhere is a dictatorship?

I think the article is quoting from the report in a number of places. In this particular place, I think they’re trying to differentiate between GAC and, I dunno, telling trans people to go away. Pure dumbassery, but I guess somebody in NSW government thought it was worth commissioning a report over.

It’s already a good pun. When two different newspapers combine, they often use a combination of their two names for the new organization, for example the Chicago Sun-Times and the Minnesota Star Tribune. So Sun Tribune looks like such a combination, but for a newspaper on the Sun it needn’t be.

I’m guessing the pumpkin spice isn’t too strong either, but dried pumpkin is the first “flavorful” ingredient, at least.

But these do have pumpkin in them.

My dog goes nuts for pumpkin puree, but hates greenies, so I dunno