Metal bands can scream and growl as much as they want, they will never hit as hard as the last minute of “I love you, I’m going to blow up your school” by MOGWAI, or pretty much anything by SWANS.

This incident was, in fact, reported.

I always feel like garbage after a nap during the day.

Both. I am german and I speak a weird amalgamation of british and american english.

Counter Strike, Starcraft, Dota, Tetris (yes, really), each at the highest competitive level - going by skill ceiling.

Edit: Modern Tetris at the highest level looks absolutely inhuman. I have seen Triple T-Spins at absurd speeds.

Edit 2: You are pretty much physically unable to compete in these games by age 30 at the highest level.

PBMCG (Paul Blart Mall Cop Graphics)

_sorry.

If we learn how to convert honk into energy, we will have unlimited electricity.

Ahh the classic 1024 chuggas in a row.

Edit: typo

The correct amount is four chuggas.