The upper one depicts the guys around me. I can go through the lower one, but the result is usually this.

It’s called “Yule”, you christian crusading monsters!

They look beautiful. Thanks for the inspiration.

I only see one problem: How can one name a product after diarrhea?

Tell them, you cannot keep up your masquerade anymore. You need to slow down a bit. They shall accept you with your quirks when being yourself. You might insult people occasionally, but you don’t mean it that way.

Excuse me sir, :wq doesn’t work here.

The advertisements would kill me.

Chill! That’s only 2% in total. We can feel happy for Valve doing the pioneer work and maintaining software for Linux.

Does it run DOOM?

I skipped briefly through the entire video and everything I’ve heard and seen was absolute bullshit bingo.

Dunno, but another fork popped up, recently on F-Droid. And I like it. It’s name is PipePipe.

Everything at once!

The best game based on a movie is Alien 3 for MegaDrive.

Probably. But maybe it is my habit of unshitifying every OS I install. I always decline telemetry, ads and suspecious features since Win10 rolled out. Same on my android phones. Use adblock since I cannot stand seeing ad banners without freaking out.

My point is: Microsoft and Google always offer opting-out. Users are responsible for accepting or declining services like telemetry. If you still cry about this crap: FIX YOUR CONFIG.

I cannot relate to most of your points. I’ve never seen the ads you describe. UI made a huge leap forward after they neglected it for decades, so it almost caught up to the usual Linux DEs (as they were some years ago). System performance is not worse than on my several Linux systems.

I just don’t see the point in switching to Linux now, if you haven’t already done years ago.

I prefer doing it right on the first try before I forget how to fix my projects when they are falling apart.

This is so true. Most of the tools justifying the use of WSL aren’t even supported. Either because of technical limitations or because of security concerns.

Pro tip: Omit the dot . before the / to make sure you cleansed the language pack thoroughly.

The car must be a Mercedes. The drivers constantly forget blinking.