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Careful, some tankies are going to wail about torturous prison experience he went through while having to simultaneously ignore the emaciated Ukrainian POWs

Sounds like Uncle Sam needs to step in and nationalize this thing

Its like a corpo version of Space Force. I’d watch it

Yeah that’s the goal. Speedrun it to the Supreme Court while it’s stacked. That’s always been the plan.

This is the unfortunate bite of realpolitik we all suffer from when people don’t come together and vote against the regressive in every election, whatever party they are on in whatever stake (and this goes for not just here, but everywhere)

To make an unneccesarily long metaphor, We’re in a sinking ship, a good chunk of us all are trying to bucket water out the side, others are drilling holes in the bottom and sides while a third of the crew is either undecided

The other 3 agree, but silently are agreeing with it

Trump will 100% try to negotiate Taiwan for more money for himself. Decades of defense spending of a ludicrous amount of money will be for naught. Taiwan will be gone, and Ukraine’s funding will dry up between the US and a good swath of Europe (ironically minus The UK!) taking a hard turn right.

Anyway, good time to remind people to vote!

Orbán sure thinks he’s a prince.

Just picturing a tax agent standing in a pasture taking notes when a cow toots

Finally, a sane option for the working folk

“Hahah, oh The Onion, you sure have run out of ideas, this article didn’t even have a punchline.”

It was then that Muse realized it was in fact, not The Onion.

This would unironically work on me