Start with HL2 on normal difficulty. Then do 2E1 and 2E2 on normal difficulty.

Then repeat all of that on hard.

Then you’ll be where I am. Never bothered with 1.

That was clearly a joke and this title is hopebait

Act*

That happened back in Twenty Ten

Get a fire extinguisher. Keep it in your kitchen in a designated spot.

Start small. Learn to make ramen, mac and cheese, eggs.

Get practice before you start leaving the stove unattended. Have timers. Activate the hood fan. Learn to keep an eye on things. Don’t start other activities you can’t drop in a moment (like an online game) while cooking.

When you finish something, turn it off BEFORE taking it off/out. Double check.

Hey look it’s a terrorist, blocked

A ticket could have won with Bernie…

… as VP.

Ok fair.

You’re either spitballing how things could have been different because you’re disappointed, or you’re looking to add insult to injury because you’re a douche. Neither is productive.

Sometimes I want cheap, fast and delicious.

Not always, but sometimes.

Bear*

Unfortunately, raised prices will not discriminate between those of us who voted for fascism and those who did not.

Google says they’re neither, so I’ve edited the above fyi. Thanks!

“Orca whale” is a misnomer. Same with Killer whale. They are not whales. The nickname is a mistranslation of whale killer because Orcas kill whales.

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Did you just invent a nonvoter leftist population in your head?

I’ll pass.

People of all genders will continue having a bad time until we do something about the group that is hogging all of the resources/assets/freedoms, and guess what, that group is not defined by a gender. It’s defined by a dollar amount.

Oh you sweet summer child.

That only holds true until emperor Turnip declares himself immune from state charges, and SCOTUS confirms it.

How is the moon eclipsing the sun at midnight?

Unless you’re at one of the poles

But why would a panther be at one of the poles