This is awful for people affected, but we do sort of keep ignoring the fact that Florida isn’t forever. Do we want people to keep building their castles in the swamp? I wish it was the gubment buying them out and prohibiting residential zoning in some of these places, but here we are. Our country’s disdain for the public good has left our collective asses exposed to the whims of the almighty market.

That’s really cool. Glad to know we stopped the spread… of something.

Hahaha, I have the same one. It generally sounds awful but IS fun to mess around with.

Dude, I know it isn’t always possible, but I would be doing everything in my power to get out of Texas before they set up state border crossings to contain their breeding-aged female hosts. It isn’t just gaiety that makes us vulnerable to the boot, certain reproductive organs make us targets as well.

I am worried about a lot of the people in Texas, sending hugs.

Trying to watch that mess felt like listening to my schizophrenic relative explain her dream: Not fucking worth getting invested. Still voting against Trump but jeeze, this sure isn’t helping the case for our electoral system. Giant douche or Turd sandwich would literally be more compelling.

Here’s Bobo casting shade.