Who knew?

people will be like “but project paperclip!” and it’s like nah, that was basically just a way to pay them off so they didn’t work for the Soviets, we didn’t actually need the tech. Von Braun was a fucking office manager.

see that’s the fucking thing I know you’re reading my posts because you’re replying to them like a thirsty little bitch. you have been hilarious this whole time it’s been like what a week now that you’ve been moaning at me? I repeat, you are my plaything. you and your pathetic little life are just toys for my amusement

when that homophobe wrote Ender’s Game he intended it to be an example of something bad bro.

cor blimey that’s a biggun, that must cost a few quid to keep airborne eh m8?

oh so you actually think I wasn’t just playing with that stupid bitch? you’re clearly a stupid bitch yourself? do you want to be a toy for my amusement too?

I can’t I can’t believe you pretend you’re not reading it while you’re typing again and again so many messages showing, proving to me that you are a pathetic piece of shit. I could not give a single fuck about the city of Seattle to be quite honest, I have just been enjoying bothering you for days and days on end. I have been milking you for tears, you are my lolcow. you have been a toy for my amusement you stupid little bitch. now are you going to continue to provide me amusement? be a good little bitch and whine some more

have fun not reading things you fucking cuck looks like you are taking the L. enjoy the shithole you fucked off to

wow I got you bitching for hours about a city that you supposedly don’t care about, that you supposedly left because you thought it was so awful. your whining about vitamin d makes me think that you have fucked off back to the hillbilly trailer you came from in Arizona. you are the most pathetic right-wing creep I have found online in a while because you are so dedicated to whining about Seattle that I have got you thinking about it for hours and hours. Seattle will live rent free in your head decades after your shitty trailer park collapses because the water ran out and you are sucking warlord cock to survive. enjoy being Immortan Joe’s cock sleeve lol

lol so you couldn’t hack it in one of the most dynamic and productive cities on Earth so you slunk back to your shack in the swamp? pathetic. cry more, you stupid bitch

hell yeah, highly recommend befriending Latinos

farkwad is basically a genocidal dictator i think the short thing is maybe even a reference to historical figures

reelatable contemnt

Why do you even live in Seattle then? It must be expensive. I hope it eats away at you, every tax dollar you contribute lol. Fuck you. Move away

cope and seethe harder dude, or maybe move back to moscow idaho

Dildo, Newfoundland is a little sleepier but probably fits the bill

there’s a lot of cool little towns oop north though like may I interest you in Gaspe, QC?

I have this same feel about Aland, or some little mountain towns in Mexico.

It’s true. My aunt had the skeleton of a person, probably from India, for use when she was in medical school in the '80s. She took him on the bus with her in a bigass suitcase I guess. They talked about it as if it wasn’t fucked up.

I am pretty sure it is becoming legal to get composted some places. Then you wait and disinter the giant bastard, free yard skeleton

a very similar thing happened to me at a music festival in Mexico