Right, let’s keep it dull around here please

Eyeball? Hmm…

“Join the army,” they say. “See the world,” they say…

I’m so glad I filtered the orange man and his rich bat-monkey out of my feed so I only hear about this stupid shit in meme form.

Also Marathon

I assume he’s not talking about mesothelioma then.

Because if you or a loved one have been diagnosed with mesothelioma, you may be entitled to financial compensation.

If you have mesothelioma you may be entitled to financial compensation

Nicolas Cage is older than I remembered

Human stupidity

Blatantly flaunting his wealth

I use my 14-year-old prescription to get a couple pairs of glasses from Zenni every couple years. Averages about $75/yr.

In the past decade sometime there was a teddy ruxpin reboot, and my wife being the nostalgic person she is really wanted to get one for our daughter, who was like 4 years old at the time.

But they werent selling them anymore, so she found a used one, and promised that daddy (me) would figure out how to get more stories on it.

Well guess what, by that point they’d already shut down the whole system to sell more stories, so my poor daughter was stuck listening to “have you ever thought about a PAN-DA” or whatever, over and over again. And I was the bad guy.

And now after several days of eating very little and subsequently not pooping, my bowels are suddenly annoyingly and frequently mobile and gelatinous.

I misread and thought this was a Scientology crossover

Perfect accompaniment to all this cheese I recently acquired

I think it might be time to stop blaming the boomers. We own this mess now.

How is spaceflight weighted in the CPI?

This is a bit too biblically accurate for me

Then I could be eaten and nourish someone with my minerals and vitamins

Not really. See table 2 here (a ways down the page)

Cold generally slows degradation.

But using them at cold temps is bad