portable swamp cooler. it leaked and makes your carpet a swamp and maybe cooler. also luggable.

roller-type kitchen knife sharpener. the finer edge sharpener actually dulls the knife more.

tile tracker. it was so big, I didn’t lose it. I also hate the concept because it works like insurance does.

republican judges are probably okay with the bribe/ gratuity as long as they checks 10 commandments “do not bear false witness” about it.

🤡 marvelous

the guy always lies. so my initial tendency is always say yes.

the only difference here is time. it is pre covfefe time so the lies must still be bigly uncredible. he’s got lots of teen pageants to go to before another session with his bruh epstein.

“Yousa tinking yousa people ganna die? Yousa pissa shit.”

“dormammu, I’ve come to bargain. you piece of shit”