Just don’t connect smart TVs to the internet. That’s all you have to (not) do

I mean, ok? I’ve worked jobs where I couldn’t have a phone unless I’m on break.

Then it’ll probably be so exhausted it won’t survive trump?

Light Bringer by Pierce Brown. It’s part of the Red Rising series and it’s awesome.

This shit has been a nightmare for us

We’re reposting reposts of reposts of a serial reposter from Reddit on Lemmy now?

Drawbacks: Stockholders don’t like it when the slaves don’t work

Airbags.

Motorcycles should not be street legal. If I can get a ticket for not wearing my seatbelt, why do motorcycles get a pass?

Fork into the speaker works

thank mr skeltal

Yeah, Norton’s dog has historically been a dick

“Sir, a second tennis ball has gone over the fence”