“… why has the media chosen to scrutinize my celebration of the human form in a fashion photo shoot? Are we no longer able to appreciate the beauty of the human body?"

Because this is pornography and project 2025 says distributors of porn should be imprisoned. Thats why you’re being scrutinized.

He got into the wrong part of the truck.

Pretty sure they’re wheels. You could put a leash on it and drag it as if you’re walking a dog.