I used to lose my airborne brigade all the time, but now every time I leave the house I always check that I have everything; “keys, phone, wallet, airborne brigade. OK, check”

“Facilitating suffering of people” is pretty much literally the entire conservative ideology. More suffering is a feature, not a bug.

Any predictions on how long it’ll take for conservatives to start outlawing sterilizations for women?

Your only mistake was naïveté to cannibalism.

Mine too, Goldie. Mine too.

I swear we queers don’t spend as much time thinking about LGTB+ people as they do.

It’s called Cronyism.

Funny way to spell “conservatism”

“A coup? You? Lol get fucked.”

Right, I must be “very young” if I don’t think that hurling abuse at others is OK.

Yeah, pretty much figured you were one of the people who thought his behavior wasn’t only acceptable but preferable. In other words, an asshole.

Are we pretending that his various and ubiquitous abusive rants didn’t happen, or that they weren’t him acting like an asshole?

Damnit somebody should just do a Franz Ferdinand to Putin so we could get this bullshit foreplay over with

Clearly those dead babies didn’t have enough gumption. Should have just pulled themselves out of the womb by their bootstraps and gotten a job

He was never likeable. He acted like a huge asshole, which naturally made other assholes look at him and go “see if he can do that so can I”

“I would like to express my sincere appreciation for your invaluable input, and kindly invite you to redirect your suggestions to a more interested recipient.”

Neither of them is exactly what I’d call easily likeable

I think the Turing test is flawed; eg. ChatGPT playing the part of a doctor is more likely to be empathetic than a real doctor.

The question isn’t whether computers can act like humans; the question is can we.

You’re still trusting that the 1st party javascript won’t be vulnerable to supply chain attacks, though

and internet still works… Mostly

That load-bearing “mostly” is doing a lot of work here.

I invite everybody to find out how everything “mostly” works if you disable “most of” javascript – also have fun deciding which parts to enable because you think they’re trustworthy

Err, I mean completely regardless of whether I think 8GB is enough or not, they didn’t admit anything of the sort:

There’s a memory requirement for Predictive Code Completion in Xcode 16, and it’s the closest thing we’ll get from Apple to an admission that 8GB of memory isn’t really enough for a new Mac in 2024.

(Emphasis mine.)

Not being able to run “AI” predictive code completion with 8GB doesn’t mean they’re “admitting” jack shit.

Iran, too.

Calling Republicans Talebangelicals isn’t all that inaccurate