It’s interesting to imagine what the fancy interior layout would be like, but I have no idea what room that triple window would serve. Scenic stairs? Weird bunk bed setup? 3D printing room air vent?

the music that starts playing:

Tfw when dementia makes you a more functional human

Don’t know why you’re getting downvoted, but yeah he’s probably the worst boss in the game if you’re running defensive builds or are used to backrolling attacks. Mohg is sooo much easier when using aggressive builds + rolling forwards or to his right though.

Point being they beat Mohg ages ago and now rusty to play DLC.

Mohg is insanely weak to bloodflame too, I had much more problem with Blackgaol and Rellana early bosses then I did with Mohg while speedrunning a new chara into DLC map.

对中国来说，日本的事不是重要的问题

You need the full Tiananmen Square copypasta to repel 5 star generals like me, you noob

Imagine the uproar if a Japanese soldier sexually assaulted local girls on US soil. This dude needs to be made an example of

Same reasons as to following game devs and artists on twitter: updates, work in progress posts, and teaser trailers - first hand news without relying on third party sites

I think some people are just frustrated that the majority of the new cool weapons/ashes are locked behind difficult content. If you are too rusty to clear the initial difficulty wall, you’d be restricted to very little stuff after buying the $50 dlc.

That being said, a castle skip already exists so you can go collect the Smithscript series and Anvil Hammer - without killing a thing - as long as you explore hard enough!

HORI is a household name for fighting sticks btw, there’s some degree of quality asurance there. But for regular controllers I do think there are better alternatives.

8BitDo is absolutely fantastic, loved using my Pro 2 because of the back buttons

Only Onion headline I can quote off the top of my head. Never gets old (unfortunately).

I’ll never understand the evolutionary advantage of nature developing the friendliest fluffy soft ears and putting them on a 200kg apex predator.

Outside of being born in a cult, I’m sure the average kid is aware of Japanese as a language by 10, and that’s if they weren’t already being taught the language from 4

Imagine being stuck behind the fog of a chainsmoking uncle for nearly four hours because you can’t overtake him

I’d love to have this ‘wagecuck’ warehouse job, mine is just so soul draining day by day

Swimming’s really good for losing weight, no sweating and less knee pain involved. Wish I had a private pool too, you can definitely tell the public ones are 30% filled with piss.

Better odds of surviving until hospitalisation than eating a Flamethrower or Fire Blast