I’ve lost fate in “Remastered” over the last decade. Majority is just a quick cash grab. Some even worse than a 1-man fan-made mod.

I can eat all that in one sitting.

Imma do this with my son, right now in 2024.

Thanks, now my weekend is fully booked.

The advantage of iMessage is SMS fallback when you don’t have internet access.

Old Logitech are great. New Logitech are cheap craps.

Yeah, I’m sorry English is my second language, sometimes I’m confused how names are spelled.

I don’t think they really care if it’s not actually illegal.

Or they could sell the data in bulk. And the day I put in my number just happens to be the day they sell their database.

Then explain “Dishwasher Salmon”.

How is it Thatcher’s fault? I’m genuinely curious.

I learned that Hong Kong is under British control because it’s a leasing contract that last 99 years (from 1898 to 1997). So when the time comes it’s nobody’s fault that Hong Kong went back to China. Because China at the time would never extent the contract or even except negotiations.

Banks and hospitals sell your information, too.

When my wife gave birth to our son at the hospital, I have to put down my phone number as part of the check in form. Immediately the next day I got call for “Home care services for new mom and baby”.

Other people: Awww, the crows are wholesome.

Me: It’s a death threat. They saw you put the flowers next to the deceased, so they imply the same will happen to you.

It make me really sad when I learned that James and Adam were not friend.

James said their relationship doesn’t really extend beyond the show.

Let me introduce you “The Bug Spray Can”. 🤯

Can someone explain why a job application called “resume”, like in Play/Pause/Resume?

How is it relevant?

(I’m learning English as second language).

Edit: So we’re speaking French now? What? Why? You guys butchered so many words already, can you just made up one more?

Ps: Is that also the case with the word “fiancé”? I’ve been wondering where the hell did that “é” came from.

LOL that scandal is so funny, and I somewhat find it clever too.

Can’t focus on the moon? Just slap a PNG on it bro :))

For real? If that’s true then they fucking deserve it.

European thinking politicians consider €20.000 a “large sums of cash”?

That’s cute.