You guys have phones right?

I just slept when the kid slept when they were that young. It was great with a nap during the day when you only get 4 hours of sleep during the night.

97 psi. That guy is gonna die

The Us has military control of Australia

I’m not American or anything but that just looks like a normal cellphone number where I live. All numbers start with 072/073/076 it doesn’t matter where in the country you live.

The 17yo summer worker at my job wears jnco jeans

Oh yes. The CEO said to my boss that they need to cut down on staff because it costs too much, meanwhile he takes a huge bonus every year. Makes sense…

I know the feeling. Before my daughter was into frozen she liked baby boss. I think I’ve watched those movies a thousand times.

The book ends with the kid dying from polio