white russians and if i catch anyone trying to water them down with milk, they’re banned from my special greenbeen casserole

yooo, this is totally me when 👌👌👌

imagine alienating your child to the point where they feel this way, providing them access to guns, and then deciding to sue google when faced with the undeniable proof that you just couldn’t parent, this is a tru american florida story

what’s a power bottom in lesbian?

ugh, i read it in his voice

if you’re lucky enough to be nearby, try taking her out to the movies and coffee after, once a week, it helped my mom and she’s even got her own litl circle of ladies now so i don’t have to go with her if i’m too busy

i take caffeine pills, i need the caffeine, but if i had to sit down and drink a whole cup of liquid, i find that i just don’t, i’m sure i could find the time for it but i don’t

i have done my research and i personally choose to believe that they’re grumpin’ us, it sounds too good to not be true

i just lost the game…