This is the majority of Americans, unfortunately. Everything is a reality TV show to them.

“Orange man strong. Man talk good.”

“Skinny man slow. Old slow man. Bad man.”

I subscribe to their all encompassing premium plan and love it. I use every single app they provide.

Google is slurping up so much of your data. I’d recommend degoogling as much as possible especially the keyboard. Heliboard is a fantastic alternative.

If you think Google is bad wait until you hear about how Apple does literally all the same shit on top of not having any platform agnostic software.

That was an easy way to lose $200.

I’d have you say the Pixel 6 Pro that I handled like a baby, but the screen died in the second month.

I used to listen the the tape “The Simpsons Sing The Blues” and now I just use a fan.

It was right there.

When I want to France they all treated me with respect because I attempted French first over English.

I don’t need to watch a video to know that.

That looks like a piece of heaven, honestly.

I’m in favor of replacing cars with cats.

Dreamweaver was my favorite way to create webpages back in the days of HTML 4.

Thanks I hate it. ( •_•)>⌐■-■

All pizza is good pizza!

“I dOnT cArE iF gOoGlE kNoWs whAt I had foR dInnEr LaSt nIghT”

Problem is, you find gun fun and don’t actually care about children’s lives at all. That’s all it ever really is.