I’m kinda shocked she made it this far tbh.

Haven’t needed it in a while, but a wifi analyzer to identify which band(s) are least crowded

Bun.

It’s weird to me (and I feel old for saying it) but the warnings were already there for the internet. The biggest thing taught about it that I learned in like, 2nd grade, was

1. Not everything on the internet is true

And

2. Anything you put on the internet is there forever.

It feels like there’s a distinct lack of education on how to interact with the internet since I wanna say 2010-2015 ish. The warning labels were removed, and the internet has only gotten more insidious since.

Honestly doesn’t even need to be walking. You could absolutely Weekend at Bernies him in a very obvious way and I’d still prefer him over trump

Space for what?

Also Cork Lid Trapdoor Spiders

It’s crazy to me that fireworks can even be shipped to California, let alone actually used in-state, with how many wildfires they’ve caused. I genuinely would not trust people with them at this point

And i don’t mean “mailed” or “trucked”, I mean “turn that ship north and go the long way fuckers, not in this port” shipped.

I’ve seen some exceptionally stupid people roll coal while going out the gate at a military base, it’s absurd.

I wonder how hard it would be to modify a Hearse into an open bed?

You’ll huff those paint fumes and ENJOY IT, damn it!! /s

I wonder how many people will get fired over a keyword based alarm for the words “kill” and “child” in the same sentence in an LLM. It’s probably not going to be 0…

You get a good noodle star! (Mildly disappointed your profile picture isn’t rayquaza; if it is i have poor signal at work to blame for not seeing it)

I’m kinda into the “cruel and unusual” punishment of giving them their own medicine, literally. Make them drooling messes of human beings and put them on display.

SYN/ACK ME/OW

What does God need with a starship?

Bogging down federal courts is a benefit to conservatives. It means their shitty laws can continue to take effect for longer while they wait for the court to get to them.

Texas state government attempts to annex Mexico out of nowhere, fails miserably, and is subsequently taken back by mexico.

Canada makes an over-land/ice/ocean bridge and invades Russia with cavalry.

Somehow, Palpatine returns.

What? The thing that literally everyone warned about in regards to requiring ID verification happened!?! WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING?!

Reminder that “military contractor” ranges from mercenaries, to tech support, to janitorial staff.

It’s probably maintenance techs, could be mercenaries though.