This is why they don’t have to worry about school shootings; Ukraine actually arms and trains their teachers.

So babies that were previously aborted that weren’t counted in the infant mortality rate are now dying after birth and are counted in the infant mortality rate.

Either way, it’s the same number of dead babies.

I know who I am! I’m a dude playing the dude, disguised as another dude!!

I probably wouldn’t make a day trip out of it, but I don’t see anyone in immediate harms way here.

Edit: Now those idiots on the beach in Englewood right now…that’s another story. Mandatory evac and they’re inviting people to watch them drown on live cam.

Honestly, doesn’t look too bad in Naples. Englewood’s starting to look pretty nasty though.

Crazy, it’s almost like there was an artificial problem created by the Biden administration all along.

He drives gas guzzling V8 motors so he clearly doesn’t give a shit about climate change.

That’s fair.

Feeding food scraps to pigs, what a novel idea!

Audi needs to go 103mph. You should probably just stay home.

Have you ever seen an American child? 'Cause they thicc.

So take it outside. It’s already on a carrying stick.

That’s a lot of ecstasy.