Hmm, if the proles have time to write posts like this, they have more time to work. Better dial up their hours and raise prices.

Can I borrow the ham stick woman when you’re done?

Their sentiment is that these young women should be saving themselves for their future husbands, and if they don’t, they’re whores who are getting what they deserve. It goes towards their belief that a man has a right to a woman because she is less than him.

The cat then returned to his mortal body. He awoke slowly and with a fading daze. He again picked up the glass of whiskey that sat beside him and again looked at the picture of them together. He smiled, raised his glass and said “Here’s to number eight.”, and once again pulled the trigger.

If I found myself laid out on a blanket that was the same color and texture of my own hide, I’d be a little worried about it’s origins.

He’s not smart, his ego just can’t handle everyone, everywhere seeing what a loser he is.

This is not the picture I would draw if someone asked me to explain what a “top” and “bottom” were.

The celestial administrators looked at his dating record and just made the assumption.

Has to keep it sharp for Grinder.

Not aliens, bourbon barrels. Bourbon barrels outnumber people in this part of the world.