This dystopia is starting to heat up 😬

Do a lot of slurs have a wikipedia page?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Types_of_Zionism

I used to have to walk a mile to the friggin school bus stop, shit is ridiculous nowadays.

This would make a fantastic shower curtain.

That’ll come in handy when you don’t see that well.

And that’s why you always pack a clean pair of underwear.

40 years later and still suckin

Welcome to lemmy.

*Sees your posts

Lmao, blocked.

Oh man one time my apt building was being remodeled and they threw everything into a dumpster out back and left for a week. The smoke detectors in the pile were going off randomly all the damn time. I must have smashed 30 of those fuckers against the wall to shut them up.

He’s chasin da fishes now

You sir! Are you here to receive my limp penis?

Run along girl, you’re free now!

I ate too many pot cookies once thinking they were weak and then went to bed a couple hours later. I had a dream of floating in complete blackness and then a blinding white light hit me along with the loudest sound I’ve ever heard. I woke up sitting bolt upright in bed sweating through my sheets then called my friend babbling about how I saw God in a dream lmao

I’m on a synthwavey kick right now so I’m calling out Maximum Love.

https://youtu.be/mpdZzAe35_Q

https://open.spotify.com/artist/6iDI0sHLIeFIkZk6BKJBVQ?si=N-DjClfbQIK4WLL5Lmr0pQ

He did great at making himself look bad.

It’s almost fascinating how he says all that and his conclusion is that ‘Trump shouldn’t have said it’ and not ‘Trump is a liar and taking advantage of his own supporters’.

You think that until some piece of metal that was under tension springs out and flies into your face.

It’s not easy being green.

I’d rather vote for a literal corpse than vote GOP at this point.

Get out of my head!