I have a solution. Legalize murdering Billionaires.

Either they spend money on private security that might betray them, or they give away enough to drop below a billion.

I’d take any hot sauce over tobasco.

W was always a tool, a blank slate for his owners to use. The guy has no thoughts of his own so I’m not surprised.

Gross. Tobasco? Get that shit out of here. Food looks good though.

Does pepper spray not exist anymore?

A surprisingly apt song for this exact thought about Van Gogh’s success.

We should have a rule that the 5 states with the lowest test scores in schools don’t get to vote for president.

Fuck Ron Howard for making a movie about this guy to begin with

What normally happens when a foreign agent pays an American to act against the best interest of their country? Genuine question, I’m not being sarcastic I promise.

If a foreign spy convinces a US citizen to give them information that strengthens the foreign power, even if done unwittingly, are they held responsible?

This is a slightly different situation, but at its core it’s Russian spies paying off Americans to weaken their own country.

Charge the employees with being traitors.