StudSpud The Starchy

Pigeons are my favourite bird, of all the birds. I love their coo-ing sound they make, and how derpy they look.

Plus, Australia has a bunch of native ones. My favourite is the Crested Pigeon - they have little mohawks and squeak when they take off.

Look at these beautiful pigeons! https://www.australiaswonderfulbirds.com.au/pigeons

Look at the superb fruit dove and see the beauty of pigeons lol

ILL GET YOUR LICENSE PLATE! ILL HAVE YOU AREEESTED RAWRRRRR

🏴‍☠️ Yo ho ho! Fiddle dee dee!
Being a pirate is alright to be!
Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free!
You are a pirate!

To the high seas, mateys!

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I cannot stop laughing, I’m crying

“You’re holding up the world!” 😂💀

Bloody white-ass boomers pushing their way onto PTV. Everyone else stood to the side, but these four just had to make sure they got the seats they wanted… Even though there was only, like, 10 of us on the platform, who got on a whole ass train.

And they call my generation ungrateful and mannerless. Pfft.

Gotta be up at 4.45am, to catch the tram at 6am, to be at my volunteer shift at 8am. Hoping I can get arvo shifts from now on.

I wish I could teleport there - one of the very few times I wish I could drive lol

I’m just gonna keep calling them “cunts” lol

After my partner went to work, I went for a walk and got a coffee from Mokum. It’s a Dutch place, breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I always giggle at the name and say “mo’ cum” heheh.

Anyway, they give you a small ginger biscuit with your coffee, and taking a bite then taking a sip is just the most delectable experience. Such a lovely place!

If you’re ever on Sydney Rd, drop into Mokum. Just a great cafe!