Stephen King was ahead of the curve

Oops all fishes

They’ll be crabs by next week

People working on rich asshole’s excuse to own giant yachtes do a thing

Must’ve been a bug on my end

Nazis should be dead. Punching is the compromise

He’s always been the one that’s not as much of a cock as the other two

I can’t believe he’d throw away his legacy of decades of destroying black people’s lives 😔

They were never in the business of fighting fascism. Just look at the dictatorships they supported.

$1000 for a ton.

An average tree weighs a ton.

That one is even more goatse looking than the N-Gage

Zorg should learn about the broken window parable smh

On the plus side, it would be the first time in several decades the military is deployed in a terrorist rogue state

Would be really funny if he can’t be bothered to do even that and we accidentally have a good thing happen.

Sadly, one of the ghouls will hand him a piece of paper and he’ll sign it

Funniest possible turn of events

I thought we all agreed up until 29 years 364 days it’s babe and after that it’s milf

I assume the same way I type in Japanese: regular qwerty keyboard and phonetically. Space key lets you change between characters