Shaman Spiff

You couldn’t make Spider-Man today because enough radioactivity to do anything would just give Peter spider-cancer.

Now I’m just imagining a Space Marine with googly eyes

You only have the rights to your likeness until 70 years after the death of your author (your mom)

Alternatively, your mom starts with the rights, and you never even get them. (unless she sells them to you)

“Sorry kiddo, you took a selfie, so now I’m taking you to court.”