One morning, a few weeks back, I made eye contact with someone who was obviously having a rough morning. I knew I shouldn’t engage but I also didn’t want to ignore them, so I gave a quick good morning. They promptly responded, “fuck your morning.”

I think of that interaction every day.

Limon pepino or cucumber melon is the best and I will NEVER call that green

Even on a man, nice nipples are the piece of the pie.

I think you’re onto something here.

Per the CDC

Use your preferred water temperature – cold or warm – to wash your hands. Warm and cold water remove the same number of germs from your hands. The water helps create soap lather that removes germs from your skin when you wash your hands. Water itself does not usually kill germs; to kill germs, water would need to be hot enough to scald your hands.

If you’re like me and hate warm water

Nice mesh shorts, slut

Lol, get rekt