I guess I should have specified Mario Kart 64. That’s the one I always think about first
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Thank you, Neil deGrasse Tyson. I had no idea shooting a green shell couldn’t be done like in Mario Kart!
They want you alive as long as it’s profitable
14·7 months agoA man named Harold named his daughter after himself. Her name is Sharold.
2·8 months ago“Otherwise, maybe don’t use this question because you’re probably just going to learn how well the applicant can brown nose. There are plenty of interview questions to choose from that might yield useful data.”
The comic is about this specific question, so all else being equal, if I have to choose between someone that responds like you did and someone with any hint of friendliness, then I know who I would rather work with…
It’s a given you want money. The question is why this job vs another? If you don’t stand out from the 100 other applicants then they’ll take whoever will accept the lowest pay or whoever has the most charm.
If you come off as desperate then they might try to lowball you
4·8 months agoSlay the Spire
"Hold still, please. " he croaks as he hole punches the forehead.
5·10 months agoGrandpa! It’s me, I’m your grandson from the future! I had to use the time machine and see for myself that you really did witness this momentous moment in human history!
Oh trust me, I don’t need the extra awkwardness!
Chef: (Still holding towel after wiping 13 shrimp tail shells off his face) Back again?!
Me: (Awkwardly hovering in the doorway) Yeah sorry, I was going back and forth on this but I found a shell piece all by itself with no shrimp in it and while I have no reason to put it in my mouth I figured I needed to show conviction to impress my date so… PATOOIE
Am I eating in the restaurant kitchen or walking back there each time I bite a tail?
He’s parroting good points he hears used against him.
“You don’t have a plan”
“That’s a lie”
All mammals are the same thing, just carbon life forms
For whoever needs to hear this: If this is happening and it’s negatively affecting your life then try and talk to a friend or someone about it. They may not be able to help but opening up and being honest about it can help keep you responsible to yourself.