Look, no one is saying you can’t stand on the side of the road eating a banana. We’re just saying you should take a bite of it from time to time.

The taller twin has already eaten the shortest triplet.

“Just seen”

“Just saw” is accepted shorthand for “I/we just saw…” “I have seen…” is acceptable if you’re saying that you’ve watched a movie 27 times.

Even substituting in “I just have seen” in the OP doesn’t make grammatical sense to me.

The guy should probably worry more about his own English than other people’s Welsh.