I don’t argue with teenagers. Have a good night.

Did those kids also vote for Trump and choose to be famous

Yeah that face says it all. Thank god I’m not famous.

I think The Tragically Hip are mostly famous with Canadians? Did they have much international success?

Edit: I thought the question meant people around the world but I guess it could also mean just the people in your own country…

The smallest Canadian city that I’d think most people around the world might know about is Niagara Falls, although they might only know about the falls and not know that it’s also a city.

Edit: I thought the question meant people around the world but I guess it could also mean just the people in your own country…

I kept my name when I got married but I probably would have changed my name if I was her.

I once watched a lady abandon her cart in the empty parking spot beside her. Then she got into her car and the cart rolled behind her car. She didn’t notice and backed right into it.

My parents used to take us to Florida in January in the 90s. It was nice and not crowded, including Disney World. It’s probably not the same anymore though.

Somehow my children skipped this phase

What the fuck

Have you tried putting your toothbrush and toothpaste in the shower? I’ve struggled with brushing my whole life and this is the only thing I’ve ever tried that actually worked. I also put a brush and paste at every sink but the only time I can ever actually manage to brush is in the shower.

I don’t like them but they’re at least practical.

Owning giant pickup trucks and SUVs. I’m not that secretive about it, though. I assume everyone driving them is an insecure, overgrown child who wants a big vroom vroom.

It’s the most disgusting smell. I’d rather stick my nose in a dirty diaper than stand next to someone smoking.

I can’t easily pronounce the K in “asked”. Yes, I say “assed”.

Some things are pretend, like unicorns. Reality is all the real things you can see, touch, smell, hear, and taste.

One day my children will realise that half of everything I say is a Spongebob reference.

Chickpea tuna salad. Drain a can of chickpeas, then mix with a can of tuna (drained, if it’s packed in water), some olive oil, red wine vinegar, and salt. I add diced raw onion if I’m not too tired.

Me at lunch, me at dinner, me at lunch tomorrow, me at dinner tomorrow…

I’m Canadian so I could be wrong but I think that’s a thing in Chicago, or at least similar to that. Or some other big American city.