Nonsense. This is the American dream. To be a pleasant one for the rich it has to be a nightmare for others.

My dogs are very good sleepers, usually I’m awake way before then.

But the CrisCo leader said so!

Yes Mistress, thank you Mistress 😔

Do this, and tell them how you felt back then.

There’s a fetish for everything.

I’m selling a wig made of my sweaty balls hair, anyone interested?

They really decided to deliver the worst of everything, didn’t they?

I don’t know where on that spectrum I’m flying, but I’ve been adopted by an extrovert and then introduced to her friends. That meant a lot for me and I’m incredibly thankful.