What a terrible day to be literate.

Last time we had him over for a barbecue we had to throw away a whole goddam cooler full of burgers.

Squish the Dakotas together and make PR a state, we wouldn’t even need a new flag.

Sir, this is a Wendy’s

I feel like the solution is a “taking a shit” button which flags that chunk of the video. That way unless there is some suspicion that a crime happened in that chunk of time it goes unwatched.

This it the bottom so far you mean.