I heard this works on cops if you are a Freeman of the land.

Kind of plausible. I haven’t had a cold since I had an operation in my sinuses several years ago and not really sure the two things are even related. Not feeling electric shocks could be a sensory deficit.

Bring the Tory Equality Minister is kind of like being the Environmental Impact Advisor for BP.

Stuart Pearce of England’s missed penalty kick in the 1990 World Cup semi finals.

Yeah, I remember the time i had a project manager who’d come over from the construction industry, used construction industry metaphors, and thought everything would be the same.

I genuinely think these games would not have the rep for difficulty if dodge was on button-down instead of up. That slight lack of responsiveness kills your a lot until you train yourself to compensate for it by pre-empting attacks (which means you have to learn the full moveset of the boss).

Spicy food does have a difficulty slider. It’s pretty difficult to find a curry in Australia that’s not so full of cream it’s basically a fruit salad.

This guy has clearly never been to Borough Market.

They’re not AAA games on an iPhone - they’re tech demos.

How long would anyone even live at 79 degrees though?

This reminds me of how Brits were always totally obsessed with all the regulations that the unelected EU bureaucrats were supposedly inflicting on us all the time, and then you’d go to France and see kids diving off a high-board into a shallow pool contaminated with battery acid with absolutely no lifeguards to be seen, and generally no-one seems to give a shit.

The twelve people were carpentry whistleblowers.

The Chad Type-G.