It’s like when someone tells me something is unbreakable. It becomes my mission to come up with a way of breaking it.

Maybe… Maaaaaayyyyyyybeeeee the Democrats need to nominate someone who is actually worth getting excited about instead of just being not-Trump.

What would make a dildo “industrial strength”? What industry would require such strength? Surely the porn industry, but are non-industrial-strength dildoes so flimsy that they will fall apart regularly? I kind of feel like if you need an industrial-strength dildo, there are far more problems than an industrial-strength dildo would solve.

History teacher here. If this was turned in to me, rhe first thing I’d do is laugh, then have a conversation with the student. If s/he says they’d be ok with me emailing a copy of this to their parents (I’m assuming the parents speak Chinese), then I’d just give them an A for pure gall. If the kid isn’t from a Chinese-speaking family, I’d probably still give him/her kudos and then make them turn in whatever they put into Google translate to begin with. But really, this is the kind of malicious compliance I wish my students had the creativity to pull off.