I prefer the 32 bit signed integer underflow in my favor.

You don‘t get it. Moses just beat the enemies with the stone tables to really hammer in the rules. It‘s not his fault the people are dying of the injuries.

She looks like she’s from the generation that did a lot of those things early in childhood but then discovered the power of the Nintendo Entertainment System.

Also let’s be honest: If her kids skipped school to be with their lovers, she wouldn’t support this at all. She probably wouldn’t even support kids skipping school to be politically active.

He’s right. I kept the wound open and completely bled out. Lost all of my blood. But it’s worth it because i didn’t get Tetanus.

Did you know you can stop rabies by having someone chop your head off?

Meanwhile at Tuxedo OS:

Manager: “So, we need a set of Wallpapers for that Linux we have.”

Worker: “Alright, so i suggest that we add some vistas from germany in there and some nature photography.”

Manager: “Classic and beautiful, but i feel like we need a little twist to that.”

Worker: “Alright, so was if we were to run an algorithm that turns random parts of the wallpaper into polygonal art?”

Manager: “How random exactly?”

Worker: “Totally! The only rule is that half of the wallpaper has to have that look but there’s no rhyme or reason to which parts will be turned into polygons.”

Manager: “I love it. Can we also super impose our logo on the wallpaper so that people can always rest assured that the Linux they booted is still the Linux they installed and that it’s our Linux?”

Worker: “Absolutely sir!”

Missed the opportunity to draw in a teapot for HTML.