TIL fake books are sold. It has never crossed my mind to check a book like that.

I recommend the podcast Jack by MuellerSheWrote for those who want to follow the case

His family should put him in a home

Good thing it’s stern. I don’t think they’ll stop otherwise.

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The electrons can not be stored stationary floating in the vacuum of the bottle. They will immediately attach to the internal surface. The entire bottle is now negatively charged and will accumulate positive charge on the external surface until it is electrically neutral. Now you have a funny looking capacitor with extra steps.

The closest thing in existence are the magnetic bottles used for different fusion reactor designs and particle accelerators. In these, the charged particles are kept moving in a closed loop contained by electromagnets that contiously adjust to keep the system pseudo-stable. These certainly cant store energy.