I am saddened to see that this thread had no mention of how many horses it takes to run a router. What do y’all think? Would one be enough? It would need to work in shifts to keep up time at 100%. Maybe 3 to be safe?

Not going to lie, I feel like I don’t get it.

Not going to lie, even after you pointed it out, it took me a minute to find it lol. Hell yeah, that’ll keep her secure.

But is it locked? Better slap a padlock on it somewhere, then give it two slaps and say “no one’s getting in there”.

Sir Chad carries a twelve pounder hand cannon, and when he ignites the powder the ball sails true into the main deck of the pirate, but the recoil capsizes his vessel.

An amazing story, and just downright perplexing. It is a shame you never found out what on earth was going on in the CTOs head. I would love to understand the thought process (or lack thereof) that went into that.