What part of “one must imagine Sisyphus happy” isn’t clear? You’ve got to do it!

I saw a beggar the other day who was literally holding his hand out cupped. It was intense.

They forgot to blank out her name though.

I remember smoking outside a pub near Chinatown with a mate something like ten years ago when two Chinese people went by speaking Chinese, and he said “they should be speaking English; this is Britain,” so I asked why, and he couldn’t explain why. Just on a vague principle.

It’s astonishingly obvious once it’s pointed out:

There’s no B#/Cb and no E#/Fb, so the groups of two black notes are between C and E, and the groups of three are between F and B.

I assumed it was so thieves couldn’t just root the phone, but I’ve no idea how much difference a week makes in that context.

It’s in a Jim Carrey film too, I seem to recall.