Wait until he hears about the Department of Commerce’s International Trade Administration

“Dammit. Okay. We’ll divide you up into arbitrary subgroups, spread lies amongst those groups, and have you fight amongst yourselves rather than unify!”

Given the recent right wing takeover of other social media sites and the glorification of hate speech I am fine not seeing that bullshit spread here.

Boy that dementia’s really settling in, huh?

I really need to take up tapdancing classes for when the day comes

If you are too old for long term care insurance you should be too old for office.

Outside Xtra played Garfield Lasagna Party. I don’t think I’d enjoy playing it but watching it was pretty good.

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I’m proud to have taken you on this emotional rollercoaster.

Someone did, but just the one time.

"The fingers you have used to dial are too fat.

To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm now."

Donate enough and you get a cabinet position.

Donate even more and he’ll create new fake departments for you.

He’s not, the AI likes to make them talk.

Can’t he fuck off and die on Mars already?

Midjourney and Hailouai

I did it. I have regrets.

On it.

Midjourney for the base image, Hailuo for animation

There’s usually some sort of mechanical release for safety for stuff like this.