So that’s what butt plugs are

decide to write a manga

True story. I have delivered to the ER no less than two people having a heart attack in an Uber while I worked driving Uber. Both of them literally said the same thing, that it was too expensive for an ambulance and it was much cheaper for an Uber. The second one we even pulled up next to an ambulance and the guy hollered out the window and the ambulance said we can’t do anything. You just need to follow us to the hospital.

Not to go off on a tangent, but…

Unless you’re sleeping with them. Then it’s fishes.