Good to know.

A bit late to the party

Me explaining to some random bystanders why I kicked this kid named Hitler in the back of the head

I’ve tried getting into that industry but the job market is oversaturated

I only do that when I have a boner because it uses more water. Honestly though it’s just more fun to pee in the sink. Also sitting down risks masturbating unfortunately.

Pretty low actually

I went to the link and it wasn’t fake! I’ve got a free iPhone coming to my house as we speak.

Yes please!

Oh yeah lol ew

I was disappointed when I realised there was no genitals 😥