Of course they aren’t real. Just ask Joe.

So is Joe!

I’m just sad that we hunted the Nauga to extinction just for their sweet naugahyde.

Don’t forget the time change tonight for most of the USA.

Sir, this is a Wendy’s

I’m pretty sure she already has a headache, good luck

There’s no such thing as sloppy 3rds

“come back when I finish reading The Winds of Winter”

Do you want ants?

Is it weird how easy it is to early vote in Texas? Also the “I voted” stickers are pretty dope this year. Not as cool as a werewolf ripping his shirt off, but still cool.

Friend is a 4 letter word. End is the only part of the word, that I heard.

Car Ram-rom!

For science…

Big if true

Good watch. Plus a surprise ending

Are you wearing a chef’s hat? Who is on the menu?

Lando - Max is going to try and go up the inside…oh fuck!

“I’m just so grateful for all the people back at the factory”

Oh I’ve seen this one. It’s the Patriot’s vs the Stealers, He is just going to record a new trump item to sell. Maybe Trump beer?