Do changes in technology justify curbing the second amendment, too, or just the first? I mean, guns have certainly changed a lot since the bill of rights was written.

Jabber, a U.S. citizen born in Texas

It’s like the 3rd paragraph

I’ll be downloading porn at 14 kilobits a second. Just kidding, I got a cable modem back here!

He has a cousin that’s worse, so I guess I should count my blessings.

At least one of them had the decency to die a long time ago

fled

Pretty sure he just kinda left. Probably could’ve been high-fiving people on the way out.

Don’t worry, I’m sure all the small government conservatives will stop this!

It is funny, especially the earlier seasons. It’s just popular to hate on it because so many people like it.

I will admit, though, that some of the later content was pretty rough. It all felt pretty forced.

Depends on the man, I suppose

You’re operating on Republican standards of integrity whether you want to or not, because nothing fucking matters anymore. That’s just the hand you’ve been dealt.

Who gives a shit? Republicans made a felon president. Nothing fucking matters anymore.

I suppose it’s actually impressive they’re trying to “pay” for it at all. Normally they just cut taxes and claim growth will make up for the loss of income.

Look, if I put a bunch of effort into getting someone away from a toxic partner, and then they go right back to that partner, I’m not gonna waste my energy doing it all over again. At this point whatever happens to us is entirely our fault.

I can handle mass deportations that include my family members, and being accused of pedophilia because I’m gay, but I draw the line at calling me latinx!

How much drinking is “heavy?”

This time I want Republicans to get everything they want. Either:

A) my worldviews and beliefs are completely wrong and the Nazis MAGAs really will create a utopian paradise, or B) everything will go to shit and I can finally stop hearing them pine for the fascist hellscape they don’t think they’re creating

That doesn’t make me feel better, it just makes me feel not worse. Does that make sense?

Which poll was more recent?

Ah yes, those leftist police I’m always hearing about…

“Stop the count!”

Why?

“Because I’m winning!”