Rats! We’re rats! We’re the rats!

When I EXPLICITLY asked waiter for french onion soup with no onions.

The origin of what became known as “deez nuts”.

Sorry everyone, I was being too silly.

I always make sure to include this law in any code I write. That way when it crashes I can just challenge it for kingship instead!

Meirl 😭

People keep refusing to buy meats from me! Just because there happens to be a forest surrounding the altar where I perform my monthly satanic rituals. Does not mean I worship trees! 😡