When your designer only knows Microsoft Word.

BMW drivers are said to never use their turn signals (indicators).

I said “god damn” out loud when it all finally came out lmao

I just googled him and the first thing that came up is that his mother bought him a vasectomy for his birthday. She knows lmao

It doesn’t take a historian to come to that conclusion.

I got the Pfizer covid shot and the flu shot about a week ago and didn’t notice any symptoms at all.