Just in time for Google to kill RCS and move on to something else.

Turtles and tortoises also like pets sometimes and not just their heads. Their shells are surprisingly sensitive.

That view of the driver, looking out from the front passenger side out the driver’s window always makes me anxious for this reason. It’s like Chekhov’s gun. Why would they pick that angle unless the characters were about to get T-boned?

That one actually has some basis in reality though. My terminal still dings at me, it’s just that having it ding too much is annoying and out of fashion now. Does no one else remember PCs piezoelectric beeping, even before you upgraded to an actual soundcard?

If your bagel is dry and you can’t distinguish it from normal bread, you’ve never actually had a real bagel.

Tell me you’ve never had a decent bagel without telling me you’ve never had a decent bagel. A bagel is not a roll.

I never said either was better, just different.

You’re probably not preparing your garlic correctly for the recipe. It’s not always about volume.

LMAO. No. You can’t convince an overconfident idiot with facts and experience.