Sometimes it feels like my mom is the only boomer that isn’t a giant pile of shit. But, I guess you don’t typically teach special Ed for over 40 years if you’re a bad person.

Because that’s the only media they consume besides propaganda.

Which should be the name instead of ADHD.

I think we’re pretty far past ‘may’ at this point since they’re finding microplastics in blood and lungs.

The best present would be him dying of old age in prison. But yours is actually likely to happen.

Go FLAC or go home.

This reminds me of my last and final salvia trip. I fell through a black hole (my black papasan chair) and landed in the Steamboat Willie cartoon, except the colors were black, white, and evil. Then a giant red theater curtain fell on me, and I was back in reality, except everything was made of squares that were rotating on their vertical axis.