tell me your fucking name cunt

so this actually worked for me one time i was at the shops with a homie and i locked eyes with a v cute girl checking out and got this shiver down my whole body and a depressing epiphany that id never meet her or know her name. anyway turns out my homie knew her and sent her a msg asking if she wanted my contact info, she said yes and msgd me asking about the cute girl shiver i was talking to my homie about. we dated for a year but just didnt really click

busted, whos this? haha