I almost did a Peter Explain the Joke.

Then I read it again and laughed my ass off.

Pushing Ice by Alastair Reynolds

Why?

I’m thinking of installing it. Is there a problem with it not running?

He thinks he’s the epitome of manliness.

I know one of them that stayed in bed for two days after Tucker Carlson got fired. He thought the world was going to end.

I definitely was not AWESOME!. When i had the money I bought a ten-speed from K-Mart.

The Alpha Male Douchebag is what he is pushing.

This would be a decent meme template.

Fry, is that you?

Very surprised Pikachu face.

Give Pop OS a look.

Good.

The Hells Angels are the biggest pieces of shit.

Yeah. You can’t buy a ford or chevy pickup in the united states with a manual transmission anymore.

I know they’re not supercars, or anything like that.

Big trucking companies are all going to automatic transmissions in their trucks as well.